ALT CTRL DEL — How to Play

What you need

5–10 cards from the deck

2 or more humans

Drinks on the table

Phones face-down. Seriously.

Setup

1

Shuffle the cards. Place them face-down in the center of the table.

2

Everyone puts their phone face-down on the table. This is not optional.

3

The person who last checked their phone goes first. There's always one.

Each turn

A

Draw a card. Read the letter and poem out loud — with feeling.

B

Point at someone and say: "This is you."
If at least half the table agrees — they take the card.

C

If nobody agrees — you keep the card. The table has spoken.

D

Next person clockwise draws. Keep going until all cards are gone.

The one unbreakable rule

"If your phone lights up and you check it — draw two cards. No negotiations. No exceptions. The table decides what counts."

End of game

Who wins?

The person with fewest cards

Who loses?

Most cards = most roasted

What does the loser do?

Buys the next round. No debate.

Tie?

Both buy. The bar wins.

Two modes — pick one before you start

Chill mode

Most cards = most roasted = buys next round.
Laugh, drink, repeat.

Dare mode

Each card you hold = one dare from the table.
Loser still buys the round.

Sample dares (dare mode)

→ Tell us your most embarrassing phone moment. No filter.

→ Show the last 3 photos in your camera roll. Narrate them.

→ Give your phone to the person on your left for 10 minutes.

→ Say something true — out loud — about the person across from you.

→ Do 10 seconds of your best influencer impression.

→ Order another round. For everyone at the table.